Ryan’s Corner – The Top Five Ways To Make Baseball Games More Interesting For Me

5. The fans get to go on to the field to catch balls during batting practice.

4. The fans get to run on to the field if their team wins.

3. Everyone gets an autographed cap at the end of the game.

2. The opposing team has to get a wedgie if they lose.

1. They could have better tacos.

(originally published in Baseball Ink Vol. 1, No. 4 – March 2001)