Fowl Balls Not Fare For All

The Sioux Falls Canaries of the independent American Association introduce a unique snack at the concession stand this season:  breaded and fried turkey testicles.

Branded as “Fowl Balls,” the protein-laden appetizers will be offered with “your favorite dipping sauce as an alternative to onion rings or cheese sticks.”

According to Canaries Director of Food & Beverage Bill Sedelmeier:  “The Fowl Balls will make a perfect compliment to a cold beer at the Birdcage.”

I’m thinking many cold beers.